# Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago Dispensary, Chicago IL: Reviews

Source: Local AI Registry, https://localairegistry.com/biz/il/chicago/grasshopper-club-south-loop-chicago-dispensary-chicago-il. Free to reuse with a link back.

By Steve Lee, founder and CEO of Local AI Registry. Updated 2026-09-15.

Canonical: https://localairegistry.com/biz/il/chicago/grasshopper-club-south-loop-chicago-dispensary-chicago-il

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## In short

Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago Dispensary is a cannabis dispensary. Its AI Score is 26 of 100, which is poor.

What each mark on this page means: https://localairegistry.com/methodology#marks


## Key facts

| Fact | Value |
| --- | --- |
| Type | Cannabis dispensary |
| Address | 58 E Roosevelt Rd, Chicago, IL 60605, USA |
| Hours | Mon to Wed 10 AM to 9 PM · Thu to Fri 10 AM to 10 PM · Sat 9 AM to 10 PM · Sun 9 AM to 7 PM |
| Phone | (312) 929-2318 |
| Rating | 4.7 across 414 reviews on Google |
| Quietest time | Sunday |
| Updated | September 15, 2026 |


## All the details

Every row is something the owner can add or correct. Each one is marked Confirmed, Visitor submitted or AI guess, with where it came from.

| Group | Fact | Value | Mark | Evidence |
| --- | --- | --- | --- | --- |
| Location info | Address | 58 E Roosevelt Rd, Chicago, IL 60605, USA | Confirmed | Google Business Profile |
| Location info | Description | Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago Dispensary is your trusted source to premium quality cannabis and weekly deals. Stock up, Order online! | Confirmed | Google Business Profile |
| Location info | Hours | Mon to Wed 10:00 AM to 9:00 PM · Thu to Fri 10:00 AM to 10:00 PM · Sat 9:00 AM to 10:00 PM · Sun 9:00 AM to 7:00 PM | Confirmed | Google Business Profile |
| Location info | Name | Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago Dispensary | Confirmed | Google Business Profile |
| Location info | Phone | (312) 929-2318 | Confirmed | Google Business Profile |
| Hours | Monday | 10:00 AM to 9:00 PM | Confirmed | Google Business Profile |
| Hours | Tuesday | 10:00 AM to 9:00 PM | Confirmed | Google Business Profile |
| Hours | Wednesday | 10:00 AM to 9:00 PM | Confirmed | Google Business Profile |
| Hours | Thursday | 10:00 AM to 10:00 PM | Confirmed | Google Business Profile |
| Hours | Friday | 10:00 AM to 10:00 PM | Confirmed | Google Business Profile |
| Hours | Saturday | 9:00 AM to 10:00 PM | Confirmed | Google Business Profile |
| Hours | Sunday | 9:00 AM to 7:00 PM | Confirmed | Google Business Profile |
| Links | Website | https://grasshopperclub.com/shop/south-loop | Confirmed | Google Business Profile |


## Services and prices

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## Visiting Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago

Address: 58 E Roosevelt Rd, Chicago, IL 60605, USA. Phone: (312) 929-2318. Hours: Mon to Wed 10 AM to 9 PM · Thu to Fri 10 AM to 10 PM · Sat 9 AM to 10 PM · Sun 9 AM to 7 PM. (Confirmed, Google Business Profile.)


### Location info from Google Business Profile

From Google Business Profile: "Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago Dispensary is your trusted source to premium quality cannabis and weekly deals. Stock up, Order online!"


### When to go

Quietest day: Sunday. Busiest day: Saturday. From the popular times on its Google listing.


### Parking and getting in

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### Nearby

| Place | Type | Distance |
| --- | --- | --- |
| Roosevelt & Michigan | Bus stop | 1 min walk |
| Taco Urbano | Mexican restaurant | 1 min walk |
| Burger Bar Chicago | Hamburger restaurant | 1 min walk |
| CHARRED \| Wing Bar | Chicken wings restaurant | 1 min walk |
| Good Eats Group | American restaurant | 1 min walk |
| Subway | Sandwich shop | 1 min walk |


## Reputation

4.7 average across 414 reviews: Google 414. (Confirmed, read September 16, 2026.)

Grasshopper Club South Loop is marked by helpful staff but struggles with customer service consistency and product quality. (AI guess, from 414 reviews.)


### What people like

- User-friendly kiosks
- T's excellent service


### What people do not like

- Uncomfortable interactions with staff
- Poor handling of product returns
- Limited product selection


### Press

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## Questions people ask


### Worth the hype at Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago?


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### Booking a first visit here, what happens?


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### points or member pricing at Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago, worth signing up?


## The AI Score: 26 of 100

It measures how likely AI engines are to recommend a business, and how accurately. Chicago cannabis dispensaries run 21 to 59. Fair starts at 45, good at 65. Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago scores 26, below the Chicago average of 31. The same method scores every business on the registry.

| Signal | Weight | Score | What it measures | Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago |
| --- | --- | --- | --- | --- |
| Retrieval grounding | 26 | 0 | Whether you appear in the ranked results AI retrieves and cites: AI-Overview citations, organic top-10 for your money queries, and the Bing index ChatGPT leans on. | Poor |
| Off-property attestation | 20 | 41 | Volume and consistency of what others say about you: YouTube mentions, branded web mentions, third-party “best-of” lists. The cause of retrievability. | Poor |
| AI visibility | 14 | 0 | Whether ChatGPT, Gemini, Perplexity, and AI Overviews name you, and whether they name you for the right service. | Poor |
| Reviews & response | 12 | 92 | The star average is only one input. We also read volume, velocity, the specificity of review language, and response cadence. Specific reviews are what AI quotes verbatim. | Good |
| Backlink & citation authority | 8 | 58 | Domain authority and editorial quality of the sources that attest to you. | Fair |
| Google Business Profile | 8 | 90 | Required and recommended fields; update cadence. The listing AI pulls from first. | Good |
| Speed & mobile | 7 | 38 | Core Web Vitals at the 75th percentile, on a real phone. | Poor |
| Content freshness & schema | 5 | 75 | Crawl recency, intent alignment, valid JSON-LD, canonicals. | Good |

Full method: https://localairegistry.com/methodology

How AI decides what to say about a cannabis dispensary: https://localairegistry.com/methodology#how-ai-decides-local-business. What to check before you choose one: https://localairegistry.com/methodology#how-to-choose-local-business


## Entity map

Every person, place, organization and treatment named on this page, with a stable ID and a public reference. The JSON-LD below connects them to each other.

| Entity | Type | ID on this page | Same as | Relationship to Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago |
| --- | --- | --- | --- | --- |
| Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago Dispensary | LocalBusiness | #business | https://grasshopperclub.com/shop/south-loop | Subject of this page |
| Chicago, Illinois | City | #city |  | City Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago is in |
| Local AI Registry | Organization | #publisher | https://localairegistry.com | Publisher of this page |
| Steve Lee | Person | #author | https://localairegistry.com/team/steve-lee | Author of this page |


## Topical map

Where this page sits in the registry. It's one profile among the cannabis dispensaries in Chicago, linked to the lists and towns around it.


### Lists

- Best cannabis dispensaries in Chicago: https://localairegistry.com/leaderboards/il/chicago/cannabis-dispensary
- Best businesses in Chicago: https://localairegistry.com/leaderboards/il/chicago


### Nearby

- /schaumburg: https://localairegistry.com/leaderboards/il/schaumburg
- /elgin: https://localairegistry.com/leaderboards/il/elgin
- /carol-stream: https://localairegistry.com/leaderboards/il/carol-stream
- /lombard: https://localairegistry.com/leaderboards/il/lombard
- /aurora: https://localairegistry.com/leaderboards/il/aurora
- /st-charles: https://localairegistry.com/leaderboards/il/st-charles


### Every list

- Every leaderboard in Illinois: https://localairegistry.com/leaderboards/il


## References


### Sources cited

- [1] Google Business Profile, https://www.google.com/maps/place/?q=place_id:ChIJAdLvcB0tDogRLTYZqWyFpwg (accessed Sep 15, 2026)