# ÜMI Dispensary, Chicago IL: Reviews

Source: Local AI Registry, https://localairegistry.com/biz/il/chicago/umi-dispensary-lincoln-park-chicago-il. Free to reuse with a link back.

By Steve Lee, founder and CEO of Local AI Registry. Updated 2026-09-15.

Canonical: https://localairegistry.com/biz/il/chicago/umi-dispensary-lincoln-park-chicago-il

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## In short

ÜMI Dispensary is a cannabis dispensary in Chicago, IL. Its AI Score is 37 of 100, which is poor.

What each mark on this page means: https://localairegistry.com/methodology#marks


## Key facts

| Fact | Value |
| --- | --- |
| Type | Cannabis dispensary |
| Address | 2575 N Lincoln Ave, Chicago, IL 60614, USA |
| Hours | Mon to Sun 9 AM to 10 PM |
| Phone | (773) 770-3531 |
| Rating | 5.0 across 787 reviews on Google |
| Quietest time | Tuesday |
| Updated | September 15, 2026 |


## All the details

Every row is something the owner can add or correct. Each one is marked Confirmed, Visitor submitted or AI guess, with where it came from.

| Group | Fact | Value | Mark | Evidence |
| --- | --- | --- | --- | --- |
| Location info | Address | 2575 N Lincoln Ave, Chicago, IL 60614, USA | Confirmed | Google Business Profile |
| Location info | Description | ÜMI Dispensary -- Lincoln Park is a true destination dispensary. The five-sense dispensary experience we’ve designed at ÜMI Lincoln Park is unlike any other. Our store is a plant-powered portal to reconnect with the plant, times past, and your five senses. | Confirmed | Google Business Profile |
| Location info | Hours | Mon to Sun 9:00 AM to 10:00 PM | Confirmed | Google Business Profile |
| Location info | Name | ÜMI Dispensary - Lincoln Park | Confirmed | Google Business Profile |
| Location info | Phone | (773) 770-3531 | Confirmed | Google Business Profile |
| Hours | Monday | 9:00 AM to 10:00 PM | Confirmed | Google Business Profile |
| Hours | Tuesday | 9:00 AM to 10:00 PM | Confirmed | Google Business Profile |
| Hours | Wednesday | 9:00 AM to 10:00 PM | Confirmed | Google Business Profile |
| Hours | Thursday | 9:00 AM to 10:00 PM | Confirmed | Google Business Profile |
| Hours | Friday | 9:00 AM to 10:00 PM | Confirmed | Google Business Profile |
| Hours | Saturday | 9:00 AM to 10:00 PM | Confirmed | Google Business Profile |
| Hours | Sunday | 9:00 AM to 10:00 PM | Confirmed | Google Business Profile |
| Services | Service | Cannabis sales | AI guess |  |
| Services | Service | Flower deal | From their website | Business website |
| Links | Instagram | https://www.instagram.com/umidispensary | Confirmed | Business website |
| Links | Website | https://www.umidispensary.com/ | Confirmed | Google Business Profile |


## Services and prices

These are the 1 service ÜMI Dispensary offers, with the price where we have one and where it came from.

| Service | Price | Price mark | Price evidence | Service mark |
| --- | --- | --- | --- | --- |
| Flower deal |  |  |  | From their website |


### Known for

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## The team

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## Visiting ÜMI Dispensary

Address: 2575 N Lincoln Ave, Chicago, IL 60614, USA. Phone: (773) 770-3531. Hours: Mon to Sun 9 AM to 10 PM. (Confirmed, Google Business Profile.)


### Location info from Google Business Profile

From Google Business Profile: "ÜMI Dispensary -- Lincoln Park is a true destination dispensary. The five-sense dispensary experience we’ve designed at ÜMI Lincoln Park is unlike any other. Our store is a plant-powered portal to reconnect with the plant, times past, and your five senses."


### When to go

Quietest day: Tuesday. Busiest day: Wednesday. From the popular times on its Google listing.


### Parking and getting in

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### Nearby

| Place | Type | Distance |
| --- | --- | --- |
| Lolo y Lola | Spanish restaurant | 1 min walk |
| Prost! | German restaurant | 1 min walk |
| Lou Malnati's Pizzeria | Pizza restaurant | 1 min walk |
| Parlay Lincoln Park | Sports bar | 1 min walk |
| SP+ Parking | Parking garage | 2 min walk |
| 888 W Lill Ave Parking | Parking garage | 2 min walk |


## Reputation

5.0 average across 787 reviews: Google 787. (Confirmed, read September 15, 2026.)

ÜMI Dispensary offers a friendly atmosphere and knowledgeable staff, but customers report frustrations with pricing and service inconsistencies. (AI guess, from 787 reviews.)


### What people do not like

- High prices with unexpected fees
- Inconsistent service from staff
- ID scanning issues with new security


### Press

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### Awards

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### Directories

Listed on 2 of the 16 directories we checked.

| Directory | Listed |
| --- | --- |
| Alignable | Not listed |
| Angi | Not listed |
| BBB | Not listed |
| Brownbook | Not listed |
| Cylex | Not listed |
| DexKnows | Not listed |
| Facebook | Listed |
| Foursquare | Not listed |
| Manta | Not listed |
| Superpages | Not listed |
| Thumbtack | Not listed |
| Trustpilot | Not listed |
| Tupalo | Not listed |
| Yellowbook | Not listed |
| Yellow Pages | Not listed |
| Yelp | Listed |


## Questions people ask


### budget options in Chicago, what is decent


### anywhere on Lincoln to sit while I wait


### prices round here, anyone got a number


### membership, worth it or not


### Why do people rate ÜMI Dispensary?


### picking between the two, is Cookies Chicago the safer bet?


### Booking a first visit at ÜMI Dispensary, what happens?


### ÜMI Dispensary, any chance to get in this week?


### best way to get hold of ÜMI Dispensary?


### people keep recommending ÜMI Dispensary, what for?


### opening hours at ÜMI Dispensary in Chicago, what are they these days?


### address for this place, anyone have it?


### What cannabis dispensary questions is Chicago asking AI most?


### is there a socials account worth following


### bad experiences at ÜMI Dispensary, anyone?


### Busiest day here, anyone know?


### best cannabis dispensary in Chicago


## What AI gets wrong about ÜMI Dispensary

We ask Gemini and ChatGPT about ÜMI Dispensary. These are the answers that don’t match this page.

ChatGPT and Gemini, read by Local AI Registry on Sep 21, 2026.

| Fact | What AI says | What this page says |
| --- | --- | --- |
| Address | ChatGPT, read by Local AI Registry on Sep 21, 2026: 2575 N. Lincoln Avenue | 2575 N Lincoln Ave, Chicago, IL 60614, USA |


## The AI Score: 37 of 100

It measures how likely AI engines are to recommend a business, and how accurately. Chicago cannabis dispensaries run 21 to 59. Fair starts at 45, good at 65. ÜMI Dispensary scores 37, above the Chicago average of 31. The same method scores every business on the registry.

| Signal | Weight | Score | What it measures | ÜMI Dispensary |
| --- | --- | --- | --- | --- |
| Retrieval grounding | 26 | 25 | Whether you appear in the ranked results AI retrieves and cites: AI-Overview citations, organic top-10 for your money queries, and the Bing index ChatGPT leans on. | Poor |
| Off-property attestation | 20 | 39 | Volume and consistency of what others say about you: YouTube mentions, branded web mentions, third-party “best-of” lists. The cause of retrievability. | Poor |
| AI visibility | 14 | 11 | Whether ChatGPT, Gemini, Perplexity, and AI Overviews name you, and whether they name you for the right service. | Poor |
| Reviews & response | 12 | 85 | The star average is only one input. We also read volume, velocity, the specificity of review language, and response cadence. Specific reviews are what AI quotes verbatim. | Good |
| Backlink & citation authority | 8 | 54 | Domain authority and editorial quality of the sources that attest to you. | Fair |
| Google Business Profile | 8 | 90 | Required and recommended fields; update cadence. The listing AI pulls from first. | Good |
| Speed & mobile | 7 | 55 | Core Web Vitals at the 75th percentile, on a real phone. | Fair |
| Content freshness & schema | 5 | 74 | Crawl recency, intent alignment, valid JSON-LD, canonicals. | Good |

Full method: https://localairegistry.com/methodology

How AI decides what to say about a cannabis dispensary: https://localairegistry.com/methodology#how-ai-decides-local-business. What to check before you choose one: https://localairegistry.com/methodology#how-to-choose-local-business


## Entity map

Every person, place, organization and treatment named on this page, with a stable ID and a public reference. The JSON-LD below connects them to each other.

| Entity | Type | ID on this page | Same as | Relationship to ÜMI Dispensary |
| --- | --- | --- | --- | --- |
| ÜMI Dispensary | LocalBusiness | #business | https://www.umidispensary.com/ | Subject of this page |
| Chicago, Illinois | City | #city |  | City ÜMI Dispensary is in |
| Local AI Registry | Organization | #publisher | https://localairegistry.com | Publisher of this page |
| Steve Lee | Person | #author | https://localairegistry.com/team/steve-lee | Author of this page |


## Topical map

Where this page sits in the registry. It's one profile among the cannabis dispensaries in Chicago, linked to the lists and towns around it.


### Lists

- Best cannabis dispensaries in Chicago: https://localairegistry.com/leaderboards/il/chicago/cannabis-dispensary
- Best businesses in Chicago: https://localairegistry.com/leaderboards/il/chicago


### Nearby

- /schaumburg: https://localairegistry.com/leaderboards/il/schaumburg
- /elgin: https://localairegistry.com/leaderboards/il/elgin
- /carol-stream: https://localairegistry.com/leaderboards/il/carol-stream
- /lombard: https://localairegistry.com/leaderboards/il/lombard
- /aurora: https://localairegistry.com/leaderboards/il/aurora
- /st-charles: https://localairegistry.com/leaderboards/il/st-charles


### Every list

- Every leaderboard in Illinois: https://localairegistry.com/leaderboards/il


## References


### Sources cited

- [1] Google Business Profile, https://www.google.com/maps/place/?q=place_id:ChIJlTVj4ALTD4gR0Y6yljGL8A4 (accessed Sep 15, 2026)
- [2] umidispensary.com, https://www.umidispensary.com/flower-deal (accessed Sep 17, 2026)
- [3] AI engine output: ChatGPT and Gemini, read by Local AI Registry on Sep 21, 2026, https://localairegistry.com/methodology (accessed Sep 17, 2026)
- [4] umidispensary.com, https://www.umidispensary.com/ (accessed Sep 17, 2026)