Worth the hype at Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago?
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Cannabis dispensary in Chicago, IL
4.7 · 414 reviewsOpen today until 9 PMOpen until 9
Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago Dispensary is your trusted source to premium quality cannabis and weekly deals. Stock up, Order online!
Eligible to offer 20% cashback to customers who shop here.OrbitBack
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What Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago offers, what it costs, and what people come for.
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No code detected[Photo 4]When it's quiet, where to park, and what's nearby.
Sunday is usually the quietest day.
Busiest Wednesday from 5 to 7 PM.
Nearby places from Google Maps, read Sep 15, 2026.
Every row is something the owner can add or correct. Each one is marked Confirmed, Visitor submitted or AI guess, with where it came from.
Usually not too busy now. Busiest Wed, 5 to 7 PM.
What reviews, press and directories say about Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago.
4.7from 414 reviews on Google
Grasshopper Club South Loop is marked by helpful staff but struggles with customer service consistency and product quality. Customers at Grasshopper Club South Loop express mixed experiences, with some praising the helpfulness of staff like Lahn and T, while others report uncomfortable interactions and poor service. The store features user-friendly kiosks, but issues with product quality and customer service policies have left many feeling dissatisfied.
The AI Score is out of 100, read from 8 signals across search and AI.
31 Chicago avg
Signal and how much it countsGrasshopper Club South Loop Chicago
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Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago, as AI sees it. Blue signals help Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago, and red ones hold it back.
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The page ChatGPT, Gemini, Perplexity and Google read about Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago. The code version is exactly what their crawlers get.
Local AI Registry · Cannabis dispensaries in Chicago, IL · Editorial
By Steve Lee, founder and CEO of Local AI Registry. Updated September 15, 2026.
Published September 15, 2026 · Updated September 15, 2026 · Machine-readable version below
Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago Dispensary is a cannabis dispensary. Its AI Score is 26 of 100, which is poor.
What each mark on this page means: https://localairegistry.com/methodology#marks
| Fact | Value |
|---|---|
| Type | Cannabis dispensary |
| Address | 58 E Roosevelt Rd, Chicago, IL 60605, USA |
| Hours | Mon to Wed 10 AM to 9 PM · Thu to Fri 10 AM to 10 PM · Sat 9 AM to 10 PM · Sun 9 AM to 7 PM |
| Phone | (312) 929-2318 |
| Rating | 4.7 across 414 reviews on Google |
| Quietest time | Sunday |
| Updated | September 15, 2026 |
Every row is something the owner can add or correct. Each one is marked Confirmed, Visitor submitted or AI guess, with where it came from.
| Group | Fact | Value | Mark | Evidence |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Location info | Address | 58 E Roosevelt Rd, Chicago, IL 60605, USA | Confirmed | Google Business Profile |
| Location info | Description | Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago Dispensary is your trusted source to premium quality cannabis and weekly deals. Stock up, Order online! | Confirmed | Google Business Profile |
| Location info | Hours | Mon to Wed 10:00 AM to 9:00 PM · Thu to Fri 10:00 AM to 10:00 PM · Sat 9:00 AM to 10:00 PM · Sun 9:00 AM to 7:00 PM | Confirmed | Google Business Profile |
| Location info | Name | Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago Dispensary | Confirmed | Google Business Profile |
| Location info | Phone | (312) 929-2318 | Confirmed | Google Business Profile |
| Hours | Monday | 10:00 AM to 9:00 PM | Confirmed | Google Business Profile |
| Hours | Tuesday | 10:00 AM to 9:00 PM | Confirmed | Google Business Profile |
| Hours | Wednesday | 10:00 AM to 9:00 PM | Confirmed | Google Business Profile |
| Hours | Thursday | 10:00 AM to 10:00 PM | Confirmed | Google Business Profile |
| Hours | Friday | 10:00 AM to 10:00 PM | Confirmed | Google Business Profile |
| Hours | Saturday | 9:00 AM to 10:00 PM | Confirmed | Google Business Profile |
| Hours | Sunday | 9:00 AM to 7:00 PM | Confirmed | Google Business Profile |
| Links | Website | https://grasshopperclub.com/shop/south-loop | Confirmed | Google Business Profile |
Address: 58 E Roosevelt Rd, Chicago, IL 60605, USA. Phone: (312) 929-2318. Hours: Mon to Wed 10 AM to 9 PM · Thu to Fri 10 AM to 10 PM · Sat 9 AM to 10 PM · Sun 9 AM to 7 PM. (Confirmed, Google Business Profile.)
From Google Business Profile: "Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago Dispensary is your trusted source to premium quality cannabis and weekly deals. Stock up, Order online!"
Quietest day: Sunday. Busiest day: Saturday. From the popular times on its Google listing.
| Place | Type | Distance |
|---|---|---|
| Roosevelt & Michigan | Bus stop | 1 min walk |
| Taco Urbano | Mexican restaurant | 1 min walk |
| Burger Bar Chicago | Hamburger restaurant | 1 min walk |
| CHARRED | Wing Bar | Chicken wings restaurant | 1 min walk |
| Good Eats Group | American restaurant | 1 min walk |
| Subway | Sandwich shop | 1 min walk |
4.7 average across 414 reviews: Google 414. (Confirmed, read September 16, 2026.)
Grasshopper Club South Loop is marked by helpful staff but struggles with customer service consistency and product quality. (AI guess, from 414 reviews.)
It measures how likely AI engines are to recommend a business, and how accurately. Chicago cannabis dispensaries run 21 to 59. Fair starts at 45, good at 65. Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago scores 26, below the Chicago average of 31. The same method scores every business on the registry.
| Signal | Weight | Score | What it measures | Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Retrieval grounding | 26 | 0 | Whether you appear in the ranked results AI retrieves and cites: AI-Overview citations, organic top-10 for your money queries, and the Bing index ChatGPT leans on. | Poor |
| Off-property attestation | 20 | 41 | Volume and consistency of what others say about you: YouTube mentions, branded web mentions, third-party “best-of” lists. The cause of retrievability. | Poor |
| AI visibility | 14 | 0 | Whether ChatGPT, Gemini, Perplexity, and AI Overviews name you, and whether they name you for the right service. | Poor |
| Reviews & response | 12 | 92 | The star average is only one input. We also read volume, velocity, the specificity of review language, and response cadence. Specific reviews are what AI quotes verbatim. | Good |
| Backlink & citation authority | 8 | 58 | Domain authority and editorial quality of the sources that attest to you. | Fair |
| Google Business Profile | 8 | 90 | Required and recommended fields; update cadence. The listing AI pulls from first. | Good |
| Speed & mobile | 7 | 38 | Core Web Vitals at the 75th percentile, on a real phone. | Poor |
| Content freshness & schema | 5 | 75 | Crawl recency, intent alignment, valid JSON-LD, canonicals. | Good |
Full method: https://localairegistry.com/methodology
How AI decides what to say about a cannabis dispensary: https://localairegistry.com/methodology#how-ai-decides-local-business. What to check before you choose one: https://localairegistry.com/methodology#how-to-choose-local-business
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| Chicago, Illinois | City | #city | City Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago is in | |
| Local AI Registry | Organization | #publisher | https://localairegistry.com | Publisher of this page |
| Steve Lee | Person | #author | https://localairegistry.com/team/steve-lee | Author of this page |
Where this page sits in the registry. It's one profile among the cannabis dispensaries in Chicago, linked to the lists and towns around it.
This is exactly what this page sends to Google, Bing, ChatGPT, Claude, Perplexity and Gemini. We publish it in the open for two reasons: so you can see nothing here is hidden or made up, and so any business or developer can copy it. Being a good local AI steward means the machine version says exactly what the human version says.
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# Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago Dispensary, Chicago IL: Reviews Source: Local AI Registry, https://localairegistry.com/biz/il/chicago/grasshopper-club-south-loop-chicago-dispensary-chicago-il. Free to reuse with a link back. By Steve Lee, founder and CEO of Local AI Registry. Updated 2026-09-15. Canonical: https://localairegistry.com/biz/il/chicago/grasshopper-club-south-loop-chicago-dispensary-chicago-il ## Photos -  -  -  -  -  ## In short Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago Dispensary is a cannabis dispensary. Its AI Score is 26 of 100, which is poor. What each mark on this page means: https://localairegistry.com/methodology#marks ## Key facts | Fact | Value | | --- | --- | | Type | Cannabis dispensary | | Address | 58 E Roosevelt Rd, Chicago, IL 60605, USA | | Hours | Mon to Wed 10 AM to 9 PM · Thu to Fri 10 AM to 10 PM · Sat 9 AM to 10 PM · Sun 9 AM to 7 PM | | Phone | (312) 929-2318 | | Rating | 4.7 across 414 reviews on Google | | Quietest time | Sunday | | Updated | September 15, 2026 | ## All the details Every row is something the owner can add or correct. Each one is marked Confirmed, Visitor submitted or AI guess, with where it came from. | Group | Fact | Value | Mark | Evidence | | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | | Location info | Address | 58 E Roosevelt Rd, Chicago, IL 60605, USA | Confirmed | Google Business Profile | | Location info | Description | Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago Dispensary is your trusted source to premium quality cannabis and weekly deals. Stock up, Order online! | Confirmed | Google Business Profile | | Location info | Hours | Mon to Wed 10:00 AM to 9:00 PM · Thu to Fri 10:00 AM to 10:00 PM · Sat 9:00 AM to 10:00 PM · Sun 9:00 AM to 7:00 PM | Confirmed | Google Business Profile | | Location info | Name | Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago Dispensary | Confirmed | Google Business Profile | | Location info | Phone | (312) 929-2318 | Confirmed | Google Business Profile | | Hours | Monday | 10:00 AM to 9:00 PM | Confirmed | Google Business Profile | | Hours | Tuesday | 10:00 AM to 9:00 PM | Confirmed | Google Business Profile | | Hours | Wednesday | 10:00 AM to 9:00 PM | Confirmed | Google Business Profile | | Hours | Thursday | 10:00 AM to 10:00 PM | Confirmed | Google Business Profile | | Hours | Friday | 10:00 AM to 10:00 PM | Confirmed | Google Business Profile | | Hours | Saturday | 9:00 AM to 10:00 PM | Confirmed | Google Business Profile | | Hours | Sunday | 9:00 AM to 7:00 PM | Confirmed | Google Business Profile | | Links | Website | https://grasshopperclub.com/shop/south-loop | Confirmed | Google Business Profile | ## Services and prices Add your services so AI can say what you offer ### Known for Share your review link so AI can say what you're known for ## The team Add your team so AI can name who works here ## Visiting Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago Address: 58 E Roosevelt Rd, Chicago, IL 60605, USA. Phone: (312) 929-2318. Hours: Mon to Wed 10 AM to 9 PM · Thu to Fri 10 AM to 10 PM · Sat 9 AM to 10 PM · Sun 9 AM to 7 PM. (Confirmed, Google Business Profile.) ### Location info from Google Business Profile From Google Business Profile: "Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago Dispensary is your trusted source to premium quality cannabis and weekly deals. Stock up, Order online!" ### When to go Quietest day: Sunday. Busiest day: Saturday. From the popular times on its Google listing. ### Parking and getting in Add your parking so AI can tell people where to park Add how to find your door so AI can walk people in ### Nearby | Place | Type | Distance | | --- | --- | --- | | Roosevelt & Michigan | Bus stop | 1 min walk | | Taco Urbano | Mexican restaurant | 1 min walk | | Burger Bar Chicago | Hamburger restaurant | 1 min walk | | CHARRED \| Wing Bar | Chicken wings restaurant | 1 min walk | | Good Eats Group | American restaurant | 1 min walk | | Subway | Sandwich shop | 1 min walk | ## Reputation 4.7 average across 414 reviews: Google 414. (Confirmed, read September 16, 2026.) Grasshopper Club South Loop is marked by helpful staff but struggles with customer service consistency and product quality. (AI guess, from 414 reviews.) ### What people like - User-friendly kiosks - T's excellent service ### What people do not like - Uncomfortable interactions with staff - Poor handling of product returns - Limited product selection ### Press Add a press story so AI can say who's written about you ### Awards Add an award so AI can name it ### Directories Get listed in directories so AI can tell you're real ## Questions people ask ### Worth the hype at Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago? ### What cannabis dispensary questions is Chicago asking AI most? ### reviews all look glowing, what are the real complaints? ### best cannabis dispensary in Chicago ### Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago, any chance to get in this week? ### the good stuff about this place, what is it? ### opening hours at Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago, what are they these days? ### last update from here was when? ### where exactly is this place? ### picking between the two, is Cookies Chicago the safer bet? ### Calling Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago, or is there a better way? ### Booking a first visit here, what happens? ### are prices in Chicago higher than everywhere else ### is there a day here that is not slammed ### Coffee near Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago on Roosevelt? ### somewhere cheaper in Chicago that is not a risk? ### points or member pricing at Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago, worth signing up? ## The AI Score: 26 of 100 It measures how likely AI engines are to recommend a business, and how accurately. Chicago cannabis dispensaries run 21 to 59. Fair starts at 45, good at 65. Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago scores 26, below the Chicago average of 31. The same method scores every business on the registry. | Signal | Weight | Score | What it measures | Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago | | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | | Retrieval grounding | 26 | 0 | Whether you appear in the ranked results AI retrieves and cites: AI-Overview citations, organic top-10 for your money queries, and the Bing index ChatGPT leans on. | Poor | | Off-property attestation | 20 | 41 | Volume and consistency of what others say about you: YouTube mentions, branded web mentions, third-party “best-of” lists. The cause of retrievability. | Poor | | AI visibility | 14 | 0 | Whether ChatGPT, Gemini, Perplexity, and AI Overviews name you, and whether they name you for the right service. | Poor | | Reviews & response | 12 | 92 | The star average is only one input. We also read volume, velocity, the specificity of review language, and response cadence. Specific reviews are what AI quotes verbatim. | Good | | Backlink & citation authority | 8 | 58 | Domain authority and editorial quality of the sources that attest to you. | Fair | | Google Business Profile | 8 | 90 | Required and recommended fields; update cadence. The listing AI pulls from first. | Good | | Speed & mobile | 7 | 38 | Core Web Vitals at the 75th percentile, on a real phone. | Poor | | Content freshness & schema | 5 | 75 | Crawl recency, intent alignment, valid JSON-LD, canonicals. | Good | Full method: https://localairegistry.com/methodology How AI decides what to say about a cannabis dispensary: https://localairegistry.com/methodology#how-ai-decides-local-business. What to check before you choose one: https://localairegistry.com/methodology#how-to-choose-local-business ## Entity map Every person, place, organization and treatment named on this page, with a stable ID and a public reference. The JSON-LD below connects them to each other. | Entity | Type | ID on this page | Same as | Relationship to Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago | | --- | --- | --- | --- | --- | | Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago Dispensary | LocalBusiness | #business | https://grasshopperclub.com/shop/south-loop | Subject of this page | | Chicago, Illinois | City | #city | | City Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago is in | | Local AI Registry | Organization | #publisher | https://localairegistry.com | Publisher of this page | | Steve Lee | Person | #author | https://localairegistry.com/team/steve-lee | Author of this page | ## Topical map Where this page sits in the registry. It's one profile among the cannabis dispensaries in Chicago, linked to the lists and towns around it. ### Lists - Best cannabis dispensaries in Chicago: https://localairegistry.com/leaderboards/il/chicago/cannabis-dispensary - Best businesses in Chicago: https://localairegistry.com/leaderboards/il/chicago ### Nearby - /schaumburg: https://localairegistry.com/leaderboards/il/schaumburg - /elgin: https://localairegistry.com/leaderboards/il/elgin - /carol-stream: https://localairegistry.com/leaderboards/il/carol-stream - /lombard: https://localairegistry.com/leaderboards/il/lombard - /aurora: https://localairegistry.com/leaderboards/il/aurora - /st-charles: https://localairegistry.com/leaderboards/il/st-charles ### Every list - Every leaderboard in Illinois: https://localairegistry.com/leaderboards/il ## References ### Sources cited - [1] Google Business Profile, https://www.google.com/maps/place/?q=place_id:ChIJAdLvcB0tDogRLTYZqWyFpwg (accessed Sep 15, 2026)
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<p>Local AI Registry · Cannabis dispensaries in Chicago, IL · Editorial</p>
<h2>Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago Dispensary, Chicago IL: Reviews</h2>
<p>By Steve Lee, founder and CEO of Local AI Registry. Updated September 15, 2026.</p>
<p>Published September 15, 2026 · Updated September 15, 2026 · Machine-readable version below</p>
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<h3>In short</h3>
<p>Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago Dispensary is a cannabis dispensary. Its AI Score is 26 of 100, which is poor.</p>
<p>What each mark on this page means: https://localairegistry.com/methodology#marks</p>
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<section id="ai-key-facts">
<h3>Key facts</h3>
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<thead><tr><th scope="col">Fact</th><th scope="col">Value</th></tr></thead>
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<tr><td>Type</td><td>Cannabis dispensary</td></tr>
<tr><td>Address</td><td>58 E Roosevelt Rd, Chicago, IL 60605, USA</td></tr>
<tr><td>Hours</td><td>Mon to Wed 10 AM to 9 PM · Thu to Fri 10 AM to 10 PM · Sat 9 AM to 10 PM · Sun 9 AM to 7 PM</td></tr>
<tr><td>Phone</td><td>(312) 929-2318</td></tr>
<tr><td>Rating</td><td>4.7 across 414 reviews on Google</td></tr>
<tr><td>Quietest time</td><td>Sunday</td></tr>
<tr><td>Updated</td><td>September 15, 2026</td></tr>
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<section id="ai-all-the-details">
<h3>All the details</h3>
<p>Every row is something the owner can add or correct. Each one is marked Confirmed, Visitor submitted or AI guess, with where it came from.</p>
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<thead><tr><th scope="col">Group</th><th scope="col">Fact</th><th scope="col">Value</th><th scope="col">Mark</th><th scope="col">Evidence</th></tr></thead>
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<tr><td>Location info</td><td>Address</td><td>58 E Roosevelt Rd, Chicago, IL 60605, USA</td><td>Confirmed</td><td>Google Business Profile</td></tr>
<tr><td>Location info</td><td>Description</td><td>Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago Dispensary is your trusted source to premium quality cannabis and weekly deals. Stock up, Order online!</td><td>Confirmed</td><td>Google Business Profile</td></tr>
<tr><td>Location info</td><td>Hours</td><td>Mon to Wed 10:00 AM to 9:00 PM · Thu to Fri 10:00 AM to 10:00 PM · Sat 9:00 AM to 10:00 PM · Sun 9:00 AM to 7:00 PM</td><td>Confirmed</td><td>Google Business Profile</td></tr>
<tr><td>Location info</td><td>Name</td><td>Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago Dispensary</td><td>Confirmed</td><td>Google Business Profile</td></tr>
<tr><td>Location info</td><td>Phone</td><td>(312) 929-2318</td><td>Confirmed</td><td>Google Business Profile</td></tr>
<tr><td>Hours</td><td>Monday</td><td>10:00 AM to 9:00 PM</td><td>Confirmed</td><td>Google Business Profile</td></tr>
<tr><td>Hours</td><td>Tuesday</td><td>10:00 AM to 9:00 PM</td><td>Confirmed</td><td>Google Business Profile</td></tr>
<tr><td>Hours</td><td>Wednesday</td><td>10:00 AM to 9:00 PM</td><td>Confirmed</td><td>Google Business Profile</td></tr>
<tr><td>Hours</td><td>Thursday</td><td>10:00 AM to 10:00 PM</td><td>Confirmed</td><td>Google Business Profile</td></tr>
<tr><td>Hours</td><td>Friday</td><td>10:00 AM to 10:00 PM</td><td>Confirmed</td><td>Google Business Profile</td></tr>
<tr><td>Hours</td><td>Saturday</td><td>9:00 AM to 10:00 PM</td><td>Confirmed</td><td>Google Business Profile</td></tr>
<tr><td>Hours</td><td>Sunday</td><td>9:00 AM to 7:00 PM</td><td>Confirmed</td><td>Google Business Profile</td></tr>
<tr><td>Links</td><td>Website</td><td>https://grasshopperclub.com/shop/south-loop</td><td>Confirmed</td><td>Google Business Profile</td></tr>
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<section id="ai-services-and-prices">
<h3>Services and prices</h3>
<h4>Known for</h4>
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<section id="ai-the-team">
<h3>The team</h3>
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<section id="ai-visiting-grasshopper-club-south-loop-chicago">
<h3>Visiting Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago</h3>
<p>Address: 58 E Roosevelt Rd, Chicago, IL 60605, USA. Phone: (312) 929-2318. Hours: Mon to Wed 10 AM to 9 PM · Thu to Fri 10 AM to 10 PM · Sat 9 AM to 10 PM · Sun 9 AM to 7 PM. (Confirmed, Google Business Profile.)</p>
<h4>Location info from Google Business Profile</h4>
<p>From Google Business Profile: "Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago Dispensary is your trusted source to premium quality cannabis and weekly deals. Stock up, Order online!"</p>
<h4>When to go</h4>
<p>Quietest day: Sunday. Busiest day: Saturday. From the popular times on its Google listing.</p>
<h4>Parking and getting in</h4>
<h4>Nearby</h4>
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<thead><tr><th scope="col">Place</th><th scope="col">Type</th><th scope="col">Distance</th></tr></thead>
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<tr><td>Roosevelt & Michigan</td><td>Bus stop</td><td>1 min walk</td></tr>
<tr><td>Taco Urbano</td><td>Mexican restaurant</td><td>1 min walk</td></tr>
<tr><td>Burger Bar Chicago</td><td>Hamburger restaurant</td><td>1 min walk</td></tr>
<tr><td>CHARRED | Wing Bar</td><td>Chicken wings restaurant</td><td>1 min walk</td></tr>
<tr><td>Good Eats Group</td><td>American restaurant</td><td>1 min walk</td></tr>
<tr><td>Subway</td><td>Sandwich shop</td><td>1 min walk</td></tr>
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<section id="ai-reputation">
<h3>Reputation</h3>
<p>4.7 average across 414 reviews: Google 414. (Confirmed, read September 16, 2026.)</p>
<p>Grasshopper Club South Loop is marked by helpful staff but struggles with customer service consistency and product quality. (AI guess, from 414 reviews.)</p>
<h4>What people like</h4>
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<li>User-friendly kiosks</li>
<li>T's excellent service</li>
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<h4>What people do not like</h4>
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<li>Uncomfortable interactions with staff</li>
<li>Poor handling of product returns</li>
<li>Limited product selection</li>
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<h4>Press</h4>
<h4>Awards</h4>
<h4>Directories</h4>
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<section id="ai-questions-people-ask">
<h3>Questions people ask</h3>
<h4>Worth the hype at Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago?</h4>
<h4>What cannabis dispensary questions is Chicago asking AI most?</h4>
<h4>reviews all look glowing, what are the real complaints?</h4>
<h4>best cannabis dispensary in Chicago</h4>
<h4>Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago, any chance to get in this week?</h4>
<h4>the good stuff about this place, what is it?</h4>
<h4>opening hours at Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago, what are they these days?</h4>
<h4>last update from here was when?</h4>
<h4>where exactly is this place?</h4>
<h4>picking between the two, is Cookies Chicago the safer bet?</h4>
<h4>Calling Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago, or is there a better way?</h4>
<h4>Booking a first visit here, what happens?</h4>
<h4>are prices in Chicago higher than everywhere else</h4>
<h4>is there a day here that is not slammed</h4>
<h4>Coffee near Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago on Roosevelt?</h4>
<h4>somewhere cheaper in Chicago that is not a risk?</h4>
<h4>points or member pricing at Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago, worth signing up?</h4>
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<section id="ai-score">
<h3>The AI Score: 26 of 100</h3>
<p>It measures how likely AI engines are to recommend a business, and how accurately. Chicago cannabis dispensaries run 21 to 59. Fair starts at 45, good at 65. Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago scores 26, below the Chicago average of 31. The same method scores every business on the registry.</p>
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<thead><tr><th scope="col">Signal</th><th scope="col">Weight</th><th scope="col">Score</th><th scope="col">What it measures</th><th scope="col">Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago</th></tr></thead>
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<tr><td>Retrieval grounding</td><td>26</td><td>0</td><td>Whether you appear in the ranked results AI retrieves and cites: AI-Overview citations, organic top-10 for your money queries, and the Bing index ChatGPT leans on.</td><td>Poor</td></tr>
<tr><td>Off-property attestation</td><td>20</td><td>41</td><td>Volume and consistency of what others say about you: YouTube mentions, branded web mentions, third-party “best-of” lists. The cause of retrievability.</td><td>Poor</td></tr>
<tr><td>AI visibility</td><td>14</td><td>0</td><td>Whether ChatGPT, Gemini, Perplexity, and AI Overviews name you, and whether they name you for the right service.</td><td>Poor</td></tr>
<tr><td>Reviews & response</td><td>12</td><td>92</td><td>The star average is only one input. We also read volume, velocity, the specificity of review language, and response cadence. Specific reviews are what AI quotes verbatim.</td><td>Good</td></tr>
<tr><td>Backlink & citation authority</td><td>8</td><td>58</td><td>Domain authority and editorial quality of the sources that attest to you.</td><td>Fair</td></tr>
<tr><td>Google Business Profile</td><td>8</td><td>90</td><td>Required and recommended fields; update cadence. The listing AI pulls from first.</td><td>Good</td></tr>
<tr><td>Speed & mobile</td><td>7</td><td>38</td><td>Core Web Vitals at the 75th percentile, on a real phone.</td><td>Poor</td></tr>
<tr><td>Content freshness & schema</td><td>5</td><td>75</td><td>Crawl recency, intent alignment, valid JSON-LD, canonicals.</td><td>Good</td></tr>
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<p>Full method: https://localairegistry.com/methodology</p>
<p>How AI decides what to say about a cannabis dispensary: https://localairegistry.com/methodology#how-ai-decides-local-business. What to check before you choose one: https://localairegistry.com/methodology#how-to-choose-local-business</p>
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<section id="ai-entity-map">
<h3>Entity map</h3>
<p>Every person, place, organization and treatment named on this page, with a stable ID and a public reference. The JSON-LD below connects them to each other.</p>
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<thead><tr><th scope="col">Entity</th><th scope="col">Type</th><th scope="col">ID on this page</th><th scope="col">Same as</th><th scope="col">Relationship to Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago</th></tr></thead>
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<tr><td>Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago Dispensary</td><td>LocalBusiness</td><td>#business</td><td>https://grasshopperclub.com/shop/south-loop</td><td>Subject of this page</td></tr>
<tr><td>Chicago, Illinois</td><td>City</td><td>#city</td><td></td><td>City Grasshopper Club South Loop Chicago is in</td></tr>
<tr><td>Local AI Registry</td><td>Organization</td><td>#publisher</td><td>https://localairegistry.com</td><td>Publisher of this page</td></tr>
<tr><td>Steve Lee</td><td>Person</td><td>#author</td><td>https://localairegistry.com/team/steve-lee</td><td>Author of this page</td></tr>
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<section id="ai-topical-map">
<h3>Topical map</h3>
<p>Where this page sits in the registry. It's one profile among the cannabis dispensaries in Chicago, linked to the lists and towns around it.</p>
<h4>Lists</h4>
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<li>Best cannabis dispensaries in Chicago: https://localairegistry.com/leaderboards/il/chicago/cannabis-dispensary</li>
<li>Best businesses in Chicago: https://localairegistry.com/leaderboards/il/chicago</li>
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<h4>Nearby</h4>
<ul>
<li>/schaumburg: https://localairegistry.com/leaderboards/il/schaumburg</li>
<li>/elgin: https://localairegistry.com/leaderboards/il/elgin</li>
<li>/carol-stream: https://localairegistry.com/leaderboards/il/carol-stream</li>
<li>/lombard: https://localairegistry.com/leaderboards/il/lombard</li>
<li>/aurora: https://localairegistry.com/leaderboards/il/aurora</li>
<li>/st-charles: https://localairegistry.com/leaderboards/il/st-charles</li>
</ul>
<h4>Every list</h4>
<ul>
<li>Every leaderboard in Illinois: https://localairegistry.com/leaderboards/il</li>
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<section id="ai-references">
<h3>References</h3>
<h4>Sources cited</h4>
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<li>[1] Google Business Profile, https://www.google.com/maps/place/?q=place_id:ChIJAdLvcB0tDogRLTYZqWyFpwg (accessed Sep 15, 2026)</li>
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