Coffee Shop
33 Cafe
The public record of what AI assistants say about this business — the questions asked, the answers given, the omissions.
Free, no card. You get your fix list: every problem we found on this entry, the written steps to fix each one yourself, and how long each takes.
Strong is 80 or better. Under 40 is weak. Half of coffee shops in the registry score 25–33.
Verified July 16, 2026
What AI says about 33.1
We ask the assistants the questions customers actually ask, and record what comes back — quoted verbatim, dated, with the capture kept as evidence.
ChatGPT
Not named
Asked “best coffee shop in Portland”
ChatGPT answered with other businesses. 33 Cafe was not mentioned.
Checked July 21, 2026
Perplexity
Not named
Asked “best coffee shop in Portland”
Perplexity answered with other businesses. 33 Cafe was not mentioned.
Checked July 21, 2026
Gemini
Not named
Asked “best coffee shop in Portland”
Gemini answered with other businesses. 33 Cafe was not mentioned.
Checked July 16, 2026
Named by 0 of 3 assistants as of July 21, 2026.
What people keep saying.2
Every review this business has, read and distilled — the mood, the consistent praise, and the recurring complaints.
33 Cafe offers a cozy and trendy atmosphere, perfect for enjoying a variety of unique drinks and food. Customers appreciate the touch screen ordering system and the option to sit outside, making it a pleasant spot for relaxation or casual meetings. The presence of a friendly cat-themed decor adds a charming touch.
Consistently praised
Recurring complaints
The bottom line: 33 Cafe stands out for its creative croffles and unique drink options like the Matcha Jasmine Cloud Latte.
The score, explained
Why 25.3
Eight signals make up the AI Score. Weight is how much a signal counts; the score is how this entry measures on it. The same method for every business — never for sale.
61% of coffee shops in the registry outrank you — when AI is asked who to recommend, you're rarely the name it gives.
Scanned July 16, 2026
What’s holding this entry back: retrieval grounding and ai visibility — the signals dragging the score below where the rest of the record sits.
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The facts
Today (Mon) · 9:00 AM – 5:00 PM
- Monday9:00 AM – 5:00 PM
- Tuesday9:00 AM – 5:00 PM
- Wednesday9:00 AM – 5:00 PM
- Thursday9:00 AM – 5:00 PM
- Friday9:00 AM – 5:00 PM
- SaturdayClosed
- SundayClosed
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Questions
About 33 Cafe.
Does 33 Cafe take reservations?
The restaurant does not take reservations.
What are the hours of operation for 33 Cafe?
The restaurant is open Monday through Friday from 9:00 AM to 5:00 PM and is closed on Saturday and Sunday.
What is 33 Cafe known for?
The restaurant is known for its excellent coffee, unique iced drinks, and delicious croffles, including flavors like strawberry chocolate and smoked salmon.
Is there parking available at 33 Cafe?
Yes, the restaurant has a parking lot available for customers.
Does 33 Cafe offer any special features?
The restaurant features a clean, trendy atmosphere with a touch screen ordering system and adorable cat-themed lids for their drinks.
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